Pakistan started off its World Cup 2015 with a defeat against arch-rival India. However, this is not something new for Pakistan Cricket Team: Pakistan has lost all 6 WC matches it played against India. In 1992, Pakistan lost to India but somehow managed to reach the final without again facing India, and won it against England. Also, in 1999, Pakistan lost to India but reached the finals and ultimately lost Australia.
Unlike the previous the WCs, the 2015 WC match between the two rivals was not played just between the 22 players, who had been selected for the mega-event; but there were numerous other factors at play. Very few people were aware of this shocking fact before and during the match but it is a public knowledge now. If you still don’t know about it, you should climb to the top of the highest building in your neighborhood and jump off with closed eyes. It’s better to die than to live a life of ignorance.
I know major media outlets did not cover the appalling news but then their time-slots are already sold out and whatever they show us, has been pre-decided by forces (read: people) which also influenced the Pak Vs. India match. News Channels are sold-outs and their major financiers want them to feed us crap day in and day out. These forces are behind all the evils in Pakistan; be it the murderous Taliban or the mustache-less bearded Mullahs or the mobile snatchers in Karachi, all are financed and supported by the forces I alluded to earlier.
These forces want to push Pakistan into a state of civil war and anarchy because they cannot see Pakistan, the fort of Islam, succeed in its mission of world dominance. These are not few people, working to destroy our great nation, but countries; from east to west and from north to south, these countries have surrounded us and are constantly plotting against us. They want to rob us of our Islamic Bomb and Islamic identity by introducing secularism and making porn movies.
Dropping Fawad Alam and, not including Nasir Jamshed and the ghost-haunted Sarfaraz Ahmad, in the playing eleven, was part of their mega plot against us. Considering the evidence which surfaced after the match, there is a huge possibility that the ghosts, which attacked Sarfaraz Ahmed, were also sent by the enemies. Younis Khan’s opening the match, who has opened for Pakistan just 3 times before in his more than decade long career, was also part of the plan to defeat Pakistan.
This outcome of the match was predicted by brother, Aslam Khan Tanoli, in his tweet hours before the match took place. He challenged on twitter not only the outcome but also the score-board of both the teams. He’s a devoted worker for the ruling PMLN and heads the students wing of the party in Tanoli. But people did not take him seriously until the very end. He was praised for his espionage skills after the match though but only social media. The mainstream media ignored him to please their funders.
Other patriotic journalists like the bearded Ansar Abbasi and cleaned-shaved Talat Hussain picked up the news and took it to their twitter accounts; but they could not discuss the matter on TV shows and Print Media because of the strong anti-Pakistan conspiring forces suppressed their voices.
The sloppy umpiring and the glowing stumps were also incorporated in WC 2015 to triumph over our national Shaheens.
The careless umpiring came into question after Umer Akmal was given caught behind by the third umpire. Later on, it was found that the umpires were also part of the scheme against Pakistan. Four out of the five match officials, Ian Gould, Richard Kettleborough, Steve Davis and Micheal Gough are Jews. The world knows that everything is controlled by the Jews, especially in the Muslim world and it’s an open secret that they want to subjugate the Muslims. Their decisions were based on bigotry and hatred for the Umah. The fifth match official, Ranjan Madugalle, was also a biased Hindu and agent of the strong forces like the other four umpires.
The glowing stumps served their evil purpose by dazzling our third best wicket-keeper from the Akmal Family. He dropped Virat Kohli’s catch and who ended up making a century. Yasir Shah was dumbfounded when he saw the wickets glow and kept smiling even after getting hit for sixes and fours. In an interview after the match he told the press that he plans to buy a lot of the glowing stumps so that he can use them to light his room during load-shedding hours in Pakistan.
Besides the roaming Indian spectators and unusually huge Indian flags in the stadium, the presence of less modest women were also a distraction used against Pakistan. Our Shaheens only know modest and respectful women; they become impatient when the weaker gender watch them play; they strictly wish to see females donned in Abbaya inside the walls of their homes; not in skirts and tops outside bathing in the sun and watching Nah-mehram men play cricket; they strongly believe that cooking food, washing clothes and giving births to children are the prime duties of a woman’s life.
Our green Shaheens fought well in the face of enemy and deserve our respect for every bit of effort they put into the match. They will avenge the 1971 war in 2019 Insha ALLAH!
Le Contrarian 